(Source: inthemidstofmonsters, via barbells-and-highheels)
If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
My love for this post is unbelievable.
HOW I CHANGE CODY’S MIND EVERY TIME:
"What if I got you a butterfinger?"
When I start to feel sorry for myself I get “It’s a hard knock life” from the musical Annie stuck in my head.
Then I’m just like
Shit. Better do work
WILL SOMEBODY WATCH HARRY POTTER WITH ME ALREADY? I WASN’T ALLOWED TO AS A KID, AND I NEED TO REPAIR MY CHILDHOOD
THANKS I FUCKING WILL
haha I just snorted
LOL I really just snorted too
We’re an awful mix of people.
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
oh my god
(Source: amoracomplex, via flyygoldbikini)