Steady As She Goes

Apr 23

Reblog if your dick glows in the dark.

(Source: inthemidstofmonsters, via barbells-and-highheels)

so-tired-of-running:

del0ppus:

If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think

My love for this post is unbelievable.

(via healthysoul)

HOW I CHANGE CODY’S MIND EVERY TIME:

“What if I got you a butterfinger?”

When I start to feel sorry for myself I get “It’s a hard knock life” from the musical Annie stuck in my head.

Then I’m just like

Shit. Better do work

Apr 22

WILL SOMEBODY WATCH HARRY POTTER WITH ME ALREADY? I WASN’T ALLOWED TO AS A KID, AND I NEED TO REPAIR MY CHILDHOOD

When you’re in bed and you can’t find a balance between fiery hot and tit freezing cold.

Apr 20

[video]

• Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
• Me *7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together

Apr 19

“Enjoy your rabbit food”

healthyequalshappy:

akavegan:

veganprobs:

THANKS I FUCKING WILL

haha I just snorted

LOL I really just snorted too

(Source: stalktheidlekind)

Apr 18

[video]

More fishing

We’re an awful mix of people.

[video]

coffee-and-yoga:

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

oh my god

Relevant

(Source: amoracomplex, via flyygoldbikini)