you could give me 43 years to do homework and i wouldnt do it until the night before
(Source: jellyworld, via exploringkirsty)
i just keep thinking of marcell the shell
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the “you wouldnt download a pizza” campaign is the worst way to convince people not to steal music of course i would download a pizza do u know who i am
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i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top
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Cody might have called in sick today. He might not have actually been sick. We might have gotten a lot done all before 11 am, and we might have no clue what to do with the rest of our day together. So we might be sitting on the couch jamming to the Rolling Stones.
why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit
- easier to spell
- all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
- all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
- if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating
why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius
- it isn’t
strong argument you can’t even disagree
“Blow minds, not dudes”
Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!
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do u think theyll hire me
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do re mi fa so done with this semester
(via berrythea)
do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete ur blog, stop eating meat, shave or head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that
(Source: uoa, via exploringkirsty)
Absolutely.
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I’m in a reblogging mood.
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this makes me want to cry
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MOM BROUGHT FIVE GUYS HOME IM SO EXCITED OH MY GOD
clarification: five guys is a restaurant chain that specializes in gourmet burgers and fries i’m not having an orgy
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