Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
All of my friends are married and I’m over here asking my boyfriend if he wants a second bowl of captain crunch while we’re sitting in front of the TV playing Mario Kart before work.
GUYS ITS BEEN SO LONG I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO TELL YOU
I’ve got a pretty little pony :)
Right now she’s still growing into her haircut so she looks kiiiiinda stupid but in like a month she won’t look like a three year old who cut her own bangs.
Find me on Insta for pictures :)
Anonymous said: I haven't been on Tumblr in FOREVER and always loved your blog! I just noticed that you're with a different boyfriend? What happened to you and your fiance? You guys were so cute! :( Sorry if it's too personal, I was just curious!
Aww I wish I knew who this is! I obviously haven’t been on tumblr in forever either, but I miss all of my tumblr friends! I left him because he became abusive, and was so controlling I wasn’t seeing any of my family or friends anymore. It’s been almost two years with my new boyfriend, which is longer than I was ever with the fiancé. I promise my current boyfriend is much cuter :)
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
My mind doesn’t comprehend what’s happening when somebody is genuinely nice to me.
I wasn’t programmed for this. Are you real? Do you have a hidden agenda, or what? Could you say something mean instead?
You could be my boyfriend, or a stranger giving me a compliment. It doesn’t matter who you are. I appear to be ice cold in my response.
I grew up learning how to cope with pain, not learning how to respond to any soft touch.
Me: “but it’s my favorite food! I need to buy it.”
Cody: “Camille, everything is your favorite food.”
Heaven is a bag of sugar snap peas
Cosmo Tip #455
When he asks if you’re in the mood, look him straight in the eye for a moment and then say “Bitch, I might be.”
i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck